Devil Collects First-Born from Tony Blair

As expected, The Father of Lies has finally collected Blair's first-born child as payment for an earlier deal between the British Prime Minister and he.

British Prime Minister Tony Blair's eldest son Euan will work as an intern with Republican staff in the U.S. House of Representatives, the prime minister's office said on Sunday.

Euan, 21, will spend three months working with a committee which determines how U.S. legislation is considered in the lower chamber of Congress.

"Euan Blair has been given the opportunity to take up a short, unpaid internship with the Rules Committee of the House of Representatives," said a spokesman at the prime minister's Downing Street office.

As an additional concession to Old Gooseberry, Tony Blair told reporters that Euan will not be allowed to write any memos while working for Washington Republicans.

Euan's appointment is temporary, and he has also expressed interest in a future internship with the Democrats. Beelzebub was said to be receptive to the idea, claiming that as soon as there is a cold day in hell he would be happy to hand the young lad over to the so-called lefties.